STUFF
The stuff is coming thick and fat now, like some people we know. Forest signings are popping up. Derby is sinking into the tarn. Boris appears to be skulking in an offshore fridge.
 Nottingham Forest are delighted to confirm the signing of Nigerian international forward Taiwo Awoniyi for a club record fee of around £17m.
Taiwo is the Nigerian word for "fridge magnet", and the young man is certainly attracting a great deal of attention in Premier League circles. Ha.
The 24-year-old joins The Reds from Bundesliga club Union Berlin Railway Station, signing a five-year-deal at The City Ground.
Awoniyi becomes Forest’s first international signing since last month’s promotion to the Premier League and he joins following an excellent season in Germany, scoring 20 goals in 43 games across all competitions. His 15 goals in 31 Bundesliga matches also helped Union Berlin Railway Station secure a fifth-place finish and qualification for the UEFA Europa League for the first time since 2001-02.
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OTHER STUFF
SEASON 2022/23 FIXTURES AND RESULTS
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06.08.22 |
Newca$tle |
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Forest |
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02 |
13.08.22 |
Forest |
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Wet Hams |
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03 |
20.08.22 |
Everton |
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Forest |
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04 |
27.08.22 |
Forest |
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Totteringham |
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05 |
31.08.22 |
Man$ity |
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Forest |
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06 |
03.09.22 |
Forest |
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AFC Muffs |
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07 |
10.09.22 |
Leed |
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Forest |
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08 |
17.09.22 |
Forest |
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Cottage |
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INTERNATIONAL BREAKAGE
09 |
01.10.22 |
Lestericity |
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Forest |
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10 |
08.10.22 |
Forest |
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Village |
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11 |
15.10.22 |
Wonderbras |
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Forest |
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12 |
18.10.22 |
Brighton Etc |
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Forest |
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13 |
22.10.22 |
Forest |
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Liverpoo |
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14 |
29.10.22 |
Arsenoo |
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Forest |
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15 |
05.11.22 |
Forest |
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Brent Ford |
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16 |
12.11.22 |
Forest |
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Palearse |
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WORLD CUP - MATCHES RESUME DECEMBER 26
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Billy Bow @billybowitk Stop crying you wimpy little snots. The universe has set itself to rights, and we're back where we belong, that's all. #nextstopeurope 10 AM May 30th 2022 everybody |
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