Crystal Palearse

Nottingham Forest

Now that Tommy Tookle has reinvented England to everyone's satisfaction, and the Mancheater City feeding frenzy is easing off a bit*, let us turn our attention to Sunday's game between Palearse and Forest. The cold hard truth is this. If we lose, all the spin about Glasner being an elite manager will unravel very quickly. If we win, people will start touting us for Europe. If we draw, we will enter the Zone of Inconsequential Outcomes, a peculiar state which involves loud arguments, heavy drinking, and the consumption of vast amounts of uncooked liver.

*until Sunday, when they play the Almighty Poo.