WORLD CUP STUFF

QUARTER FINALS France 2 Morocco 0 In yet another shock in this World Cup of Shocks, Morocco eliminated two-time winners France in spectacular fashion to reach the semi-finals, where they will meet Japan or Qatar in what is already being dubbed the Impossible Dream match, in the middle of which you will wake up and discover that the only things Mbappe has to learn is how to dive without looking like a clown and how to pretend he isn't on camera more convincingly. Apart from that, he is perfect. Let's hope, as the ITV commentator adoringly remarked, "he gets some ice on that precious ankle." Vomit. Spain 2 Belgium 1 While the BBC commentary team pursued their erotic relationship with LAMINE YAMAL!, a load of better players were labouring their way to what seemed, in the end, an inevitable Spanish win. Belgium tried hard, sprang a few surprises, but age definitely wearied them and their predominently potato based diet left them unable to sustain the amount of concentration needed to reach the end of this sentence fend off a boringly relentless Spanish side. If that match was dull, get ready for France versus Spain. Oh no, I forgot, it's MBAPPE! and LAMINE YAMAL! Saturday Norway v England odds to win: Norway 7/4, England 4/9 Sunday Argentina v Switzerland odds to win: Argentina 1/3, Switzerland 5/2