After another missed opportunity to pull away from the relegation zone, let's hear what you the fans think about Forest 0 Fulham 0. Who do we have on line 1?

IT'S A BLOODY DISGRACE, DAVE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

There's a familiar voice. Is that Raymond from Tuxford?

THIS IS JASON FROM RETFORD, DAVE. MY VIEWS MAY COINCIDE WITH THOSE OF RAYMOND FROM TUXFORD, A MAN I KNOW NOTHING OF AND WHO I UNDERSTAND MAY HAVE BEEN BANNED, BUT THAT IS PURE COINCIDENCE.

Only you sound like Raymond from Tuxford.

I INSIST I KNOW NOTHING OF THIS RAYMOND FROM TUXFORD OF WHOM YOU SPEAK. I AM JASON FROM RETFORD AND THIS IS MY FIRST CALL TO YOUR RADIO SHOW.

Okay, let's hear your thoughts on the match, Jason.

IT'S A BLOODY DISGRACE, DAVE, THE WHOLE BLOODY THING. AND I KNOW WHO'S TO BLAME.

And who would that be, Jason?

ALL OF THEM, DAVE, THE WHOLE BLOODY SHOWER, FROM MARKYMARKS THE OWNER TO VICTOR PIERROT THE MANAGER TO NECO WILLIAMS WHO'S SUDDENLY GONE FULL WELSH TO ANDERSON WHO'S TRYING DESPERATELY TO HANG ON TO HIS ENGLAND PLACE TO JESUS IN WHOM WE HAVE LOST FAITH TO...

Hang on a minute. N'doye scored a perfectly good goal.

NOT ACCORDING TO THOSE FINE PEOPLE AT VAR HE DIDN'T, AND THEY SHOULD KNOW. IF DANDOYE CAN'T KEEP HIS FEET TO HIMSELF, THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. SAME WITH AINA DECIDING TO HIT THE WOODWORK, OR ANDERSON DECIDING TO DRAG IT WIDE, OR DOMINGO DECIDING TO SHOOT LIKE A WOMAN...

Hang on Jason...

BUT THE REAL BLAME LIES WITH ONE MAN, AND THAT MAN IS...

Edu?

NUNO CONSPIRITO SANTO. LOOK AT THE FACTS. NUNO LOSES TO WEST HAM, GETS HIMSELF SACKED, JOINS WEST HAM, TURNS THEIR FORM AROUND WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF AVENGING HIMSELF ON MARKYMARKS AND NOTTINGHAM FOREST. AND HE'S WITHIN A WHISKER OF PULLING HIS DASTARDLY SCHEME OFF.

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AND ALL PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN DO IS SLAG OFF EDU WHO AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO FOREST SINCE CHRIS HUGETON.

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IT'S A DISGRACE, I TELL YOU. I'VE BEEN AN AVID SUPPORTER OF FOREST FOR OVER FIVE YEARS NOW AND HONESTLY THIS SHOWER BRING ME TO TEARS ON A REGULAR BASIS. I HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN THIS CLUB WHICH GIVES ME EVERY RIGHT TO MOAN LIKE A MISERABLE BASTARD AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY.

Of course you do, Raymond. If we had more superfans like you, maybe some of Forest's problems would be solved. But tell me, Raymond, what will you do if Forest end up in the Championship?

NO WORRIES THERE DAVE. YOU WON'T SEE ME FOR DUST.

Of course, of course. Who's next on line 2?

THIS IS DORIS FROM NEWARK, AND I WANT TO SAY IT'S A BLOODY DISGRACE, DAVE...

Oh bugger off.