WORLD CUP STUFF

QUARTER FINALS France 2 Morocco 0 In yet another shock in this World Cup of Shocks, Morocco eliminated two-time winners France in spectacular fashion to reach the semi-finals, where they will meet Japan or Qatar in what is already being dubbed the Impossible Dream match, in the middle of which you will wake up and discover that the only things Mbappe has to learn is how to dive without looking like a clown and how to pretend he isn't on camera more convincingly. Apart from that, he is perfect. Let's hope, as the ITV commentator adoringly remarked, "he gets some ice on that precious ankle." Vomit. Friday Spain v Belgium odds to win: Spain 3/10, Belgium 11/4 Saturday Norway v England odds to win: Norway 7/4, England 4/9 Sunday Argentina v Switzerland odds to win: Argentina 1/3, Switzerland 5/2